F you mister paper towel roller dispensing thing. I *did* pull that sheet evenly and gently in the straightest downward way possible. And yet you did this as you have a million times before. It is clear now that no method or manner of paper towel separation action from the roll will ever make you happy. I am done trying. From now on keep your little dangling flap. I don't need a perfectly symmetrical towel sheet and someday you will realize it.
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